任何一門語言都具有自己獨特的魅力,我們也可以這也是,任何語言寫成的任何一篇文章都是幽默的,這就看大家自己怎么去理解它了。很多人覺得英語是沒有感情的一門語言,其實不是這樣的,英語是很幽默的。本文特意為大家精選了3分鐘幽默英語演講稿大全,希望對大家能有所幫助!

第一篇

Ladies and Gentlemen, Good morning!

 I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech.

Man’s life is a process of growing up, actually I’m standing here is a growth. If a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future holds for me.

 When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. Following I will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job.

Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process I will combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up. And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future.

How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life.

Thank you!

中文大意:

女士們,先生們,上午好。

我很高興在這里為大家作一個簡短的講話。

人的一生是一個成長的過程,事實上,我現(xiàn)在站在這里也是一次成長。如果一個人的一生必須面臨不同的選擇,那么我就是伴隨著這些選擇成長起來的。曾經(jīng)我盼望將來能上大學(xué),然而那已經(jīng)過去了,現(xiàn)在我在這兒,只想知道我的未來會是什么樣的。

當(dāng)我來到這所學(xué)校,我告訴我自己:我不久的將來都從這里開始。接著我要學(xué)習(xí)如何做人,如何做一個正直的人,并且擁有一個健康的體魄,能承擔(dān)重要的任務(wù),能獨立思考,思想開放,心思縝密,有判斷是非的能力,有一份不錯的工作。

我的老師曾經(jīng)告訴我說:“你不是在修補而是在創(chuàng)造;永遠不要忘記你向人們所展示的是你的思想,而不是你的手藝。”我會將我的性格,興趣愛好和能力一起融入到學(xué)習(xí)中去。在這過程中,我邊學(xué)習(xí)邊實踐。如果我能實現(xiàn)這個“未來”,我就認為我真的成長了。并且我深信我的親人,好朋友以及愛會使我的未來更完美,更幸福。

如何來解釋未來呢? 也許那只是一個美好的愿望。讓我們下定決心,堅持到底,那我們的人生一定能過得很精彩。

謝謝大家!

第二篇

Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:

Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold night.Today my topic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day.With so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.

 Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for me.I cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths interesting.Moreover, I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.

 NO matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it.These make your life colorful.

There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here.

Thank you!

晚上好,女士們,先生們:

非常感謝你來選擇在這樣一個寒冷夜晚.今天我的話題是關(guān)于選擇和process.A,研究表明,一個人必須作出的選擇,如此眾多的選擇,有一天,人們?nèi)菀谆煜?因此害怕作出錯誤的選擇,他們毫不猶豫地并最終錯過了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來,下面的部分是更重要的不是選擇。沒有絕對的對錯選擇,但精彩或乏味的生活,這使得該進程的差異。

生活是一盒巧克力,你永遠不知道下一步你會得到。阿甘正傳作出任何決定,并為自己的成就,但他取得巨大成功與他堅強的意志的進程。這個過程是不是道路本身,而是態(tài)度和感情,謹慎,勇氣和毅力,我們作為我們遇到了新的經(jīng)驗和意想不到的障礙。以自己作為一個例子,我改變了我的主要當(dāng)我成為一個研究生。經(jīng)過選擇,天已經(jīng)嚴厲的me.I無法理解新的經(jīng)驗在所有。因為他們是密切相關(guān)的數(shù)學(xué),我的教訓(xùn)面前只字不提。然而密集的信念,這是很好的機會,我的經(jīng)驗新思想和新的挑戰(zhàn)我自己,我依然存在。我要求幫助每一個通道和承認我的生活。漸漸地,我能理解一些地方,甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學(xué)更有趣 ,我學(xué)到采取行動而不是抱怨。回想起來,選擇沒有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海,但幸福和痛苦的過去4個月成為一個難忘的經(jīng)驗,我的生活。

無論選擇是,享受這一過程。在這個過程中,您可能會得到啟發(fā)和新發(fā)現(xiàn),改善和進步將來找你。這些都是最美麗的風(fēng)景,只有道路上能看到它就能讓您的生活多姿多彩

沒有必要,我要判斷是否正確或錯誤,我來這里,但我祝賀我自己,因為我增益和享受這美妙的經(jīng)驗。因此,我親愛的朋友們,永遠不會擔(dān)心您的選擇和享受的過程。我相信你會得到一些新的和有趣后,今晚你選擇到這里來。

謝謝您!

第三篇

Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:

We've all been taught that we should help people. It is the right thing to do and will make us popular with others. It may even win us favors in return. However, we must be realistic. We can't say yes to every request. If we did, we would fail or go crazy for sure. Sometimes we simply don't have the time to help. In this case, we must know how to say no politely.

 When we need to say no, here is one method we can try. First, we should tell the truth. If we really can't do something, we should just say so. Second, we should remember to refuse requests politely. We must communicate clearly, but must also be sincere and sympathetic. A true friend will understand. Finally, we must not feel guilty about saying no. Sometimes refusing others is the right thing to do. It can save ourselves, and them, a lot of trouble. In short, we cannot please everyone all the time. Refusing favors is a part of life.

Thank you!

晚上好,女士們,先生們:

我們都被教導(dǎo)說,我們應(yīng)該要幫助別人。這是應(yīng)該做的事,而且這樣做會使我們受人歡迎。它甚至?xí)�為我們贏得一些回報。但是,我們必須要實際一點。我們不能答應(yīng)每一個要求。如果我們這么做,我們就一定會失敗或發(fā)瘋。有時候我們確實沒有時間去幫忙。既然如此,我們就必須知道如何有禮貌地說不。

當(dāng)我們需要說不的時候,有個辦法我們可以試試。首先,我們應(yīng)該要說實話。假如我們真的辦不到某件事,我們就應(yīng)該說不。第二,我們應(yīng)該記得要客氣地拒絕對方的要求。我們必須清楚地表達,但態(tài)度也必須真誠并且表示同情。一個真正的朋友會諒解的。最后,我們不必為了說不而覺得有罪惡感。有時候拒絕別人才是我們應(yīng)該做的事。它可以替我們自己和別人,都省下許多麻煩。總而言之,我們無法一直取悅每個人。拒絕請求是人生的一部分。

謝謝大家!